An English professor wrote these words
"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard
and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
In diesem Sinn euch allen ein sonniges und erholsames Wochenende !
Helena & Menelaos