Es ist angedeutet worden das ich kein deutscher bin.
Stimmt!:D
Ich habe meistens gar keine probleme damit, nur wenn mein rotwein glas lehr ist!
Um allen ein bissel hilfe zu leisten, werde ich hier, mal hin und wieder, was rein posten in english damit ihr auch was zum üben haben.
Okay boys and girls, and those in between, heres the first one:
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to a call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi, the mother, pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again!"